So at work it's turned into something rather funny. Every customer has a different solution to the middle east problem. I've heard everything! So anyway seeing as it's an issue thats spreading, lets see who can come up with the best (funniest) solution to this and maybe the Bush administration will listen!
Talk among yourselves!
Kinda hoping Lehman will be the first to post!
P.S. I personally think we could pave the whole thing as one massive autocross lot! YEAH BABY!
Full Version: Solutions to the middle east!
Ian I'm fairly certain the issue has been spread already, and are you asking for the best or the funniest solution? Cause those are two completly different ideas....
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Aaron
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Aaron
I think that he meant the funniest...
NUKE 'EM...PAVE IT...RACE
NUKE 'EM...PAVE IT...RACE
Just intrested in knowing what people think we have a customer that thinks we should nuke em till the sand turns to glass and paint it white to reflect sunlight and solve global warming... all the way to the other end of the spectrum that They think if we pull out the arabs will forget about us and not want to blow us up anymore.
Difficult situation-----
The Islamic Fanatics, that commit homicide bombings, and wanting to push Israel into the sea, and also wish to hurt and or destroy America......
Are a very big problem for the world, this is truly WWIII. You can't negotiate with these fundamental gov'ts. They need to be defeated by force. It will also liberate their people.
This is not going away. These crazy f's can't be reasoned with-----Syria, North Korea, Iran, Cuba, Venezuela, and all terrorist organizations.
Most of the world is weak, with no courage, example FRANCE. It looks like the good ol USA is gonna save the world.
Turning IRAN into a parking lot is a pretty cool idea. But the gas cost, and time to travel out there would be a bitch. Not to mention that the summer is way to hot, and autox tires would not hold up.
The Islamic Fanatics, that commit homicide bombings, and wanting to push Israel into the sea, and also wish to hurt and or destroy America......
Are a very big problem for the world, this is truly WWIII. You can't negotiate with these fundamental gov'ts. They need to be defeated by force. It will also liberate their people.
This is not going away. These crazy f's can't be reasoned with-----Syria, North Korea, Iran, Cuba, Venezuela, and all terrorist organizations.
Most of the world is weak, with no courage, example FRANCE. It looks like the good ol USA is gonna save the world.
Turning IRAN into a parking lot is a pretty cool idea. But the gas cost, and time to travel out there would be a bitch. Not to mention that the summer is way to hot, and autox tires would not hold up.
QUOTE (LehmanZ06 @ Aug 10 2006, 05:04 PM)
Difficult situation-----
The Islamic Fanatics, that commit homicide bombings, and wanting to push Israel into the sea, and also wish to hurt and or destroy America......
Are a very big problem for the world, this is truly WWIII. You can't negotiate with these fundamental gov'ts. They need to be defeated by force. It will also liberate their people.
This is not going away. These crazy f's can't be reasoned with-----Syria, North Korea, Iran, Cuba, Venezuela, and all terrorist organizations.
Most of the world is weak, with no courage, example FRANCE. It looks like the good ol USA is gonna save the world.
Turning IRAN into a parking lot is a pretty cool idea. But the gas cost, and time to travel out there would be a bitch. Not to mention that the summer is way to hot, and autox tires would not hold up.
The Islamic Fanatics, that commit homicide bombings, and wanting to push Israel into the sea, and also wish to hurt and or destroy America......
Are a very big problem for the world, this is truly WWIII. You can't negotiate with these fundamental gov'ts. They need to be defeated by force. It will also liberate their people.
This is not going away. These crazy f's can't be reasoned with-----Syria, North Korea, Iran, Cuba, Venezuela, and all terrorist organizations.
Most of the world is weak, with no courage, example FRANCE. It looks like the good ol USA is gonna save the world.
Turning IRAN into a parking lot is a pretty cool idea. But the gas cost, and time to travel out there would be a bitch. Not to mention that the summer is way to hot, and autox tires would not hold up.
And your idea is???
Well, it will never be over until someone surrenders. So either roll out the nukes or learn which way Mekka is so you'll know which direction to pray to at prayer time....
Wars don't determine who's right and who's wrong, they only determine who's left.
Wars don't determine who's right and who's wrong, they only determine who's left.
QUOTE (TedDBere @ Aug 10 2006, 05:40 PM)
Well, it will never be over until someone surrenders. So either roll out the nukes or learn which way Mekka is so you'll know which direction to pray to at prayer time....
Wars don't determine who's right and who's wrong, they only determine who's left.
Wars don't determine who's right and who's wrong, they only determine who's left.
You are a smarter Gentlemen then anyone in the UN and 99% of our media!
I for one would like to be one of the ones left.
The problem with rolling out the nukes is it may leave NO ONE left. But the way I look at it is your damned if you do... your damned if you don't! It's only a matter of time till these crazyed fanatics get their hands on one and there's no one standing on the mexico/texas boarder stopping them from doing whatever they want with it.
Sorry just my $.02 I'll back out now.
I think That was the longest thread i've ever read from Lehman that didn't involve a fart joke!
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