Help - Search - Members - Calendar
Full Version: Life
The Autocross Forum > Local Club Forums > Martin Sports Car Club (Florida) > Off-Topic (Martin SCC)
Captain oversteer


Subject: FW: Mayonnaise Jar &Two Beers...







>
>
> When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in
> a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers.
>
> A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front
> of him.
>
> When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty
> mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
>
> He then asked the students if the jar was full.
>
>
> They agreed that it was..
>
> The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar.
> He shook the jar lightly.
>
>
> The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.
>
>
> He then asked the students again if the jar was full.
>
>
> They agreed it was..
>
> The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
>
>
> Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
>
>
> He asked once more if the jar was full.
>
>
> The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'
>
> The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the
> entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between
> the sand.
>
>
> The students laughed..
>
> 'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to
> recognize that this jar represents your life.
>
>
> The golf balls are the important things---your family, your children, your
> health, your friends and your favourite passions---and if everything else
> was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
>
> The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and
> your car..
>
> The sand is everything else---the small stuff..
>
>
> 'If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room
> for the pebbles or the golf balls.
>
>
> The same goes for life.
>
>
> If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never
> have room for the things that are important to you.
>
> Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
>
>
> Spend time with your children.
>
>
> Spend time with your parents.
>
>
> Visit with grandparents.
>
>
> Take time to get medical checkups.
>
>
> Take your spouse out to dinner.
>
>
> Play another 18..
>
>
> There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.
>
>
> Take care of the golf balls first---the things that really matter.
>
>
> Set your priorities.
>
>
> The rest is just sand.
>
>
> One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented.
>
>
> The professor smiled and said, 'I'm glad you asked.'
>
> The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's
> always room for a couple of Beers with a friend
>
> Please share this with someone you care about I JUST DID!
GTB/ZR-1
Good one, Mark!

Personally, I think my ZR would qualy as part of a golf ball for me wink.gif
This is a "lo-fi" version of our main content. To view the full version with more information, formatting and images, please click here.
Invision Power Board © 2001-2010 Invision Power Services, Inc.